Today is a good day. It’s the 1st of April, the day where you can fool everyone you know and people can’t get upset. In fact, this is my favourite day of the year. I couldn’t care less about Christmas, I never celebrate Easter for what it is, I drink on Australia Day as much as I drink on the 9th of May. 1st of April I love.
Today I did a simple prank, I changed my birthday on all my social media websites to — today. I call this mass-fooling. Idiots from all over the places wished me a happy birthday. It’s too bad they didn’t go as far as to buy me a present.