***** на природе

When you are in a forest, it’s pretty easy to take a leak, as long as you are a dude.

For ladies, on the other hand, it’s a little harder. They usually end up walking far away, searching for a hidden enough place, always paranoid that someone will see them (not all, but most).

To hang a shit in the forest — that’s a challenge for any gender. Main issue, there is nothing to hide yourself with.

This is why, the next time you drive into the country, you should take along with you this sign. “Was uncomfortable” — “Became wonderful”. The sign could say something like “busy”.

Stick it into the ground in front of you and off you go! It can even be folded for easier travel.

Or, just use an umbrella.